when I’m staring at a girl and she thinks I’m hating

but really I’m just gay

11:24 pm  •  22 September 2014  •  61,682 notes

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

(Source: scalemail)

11:23 pm  •  22 September 2014  •  170,447 notes

fuck-slayer:

friends who talk about your weird kinks with u

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11:23 pm  •  22 September 2014  •  50,799 notes

Soooo I get to work with the adorable seashellhouse now :)

9:58 pm  •  22 September 2014  •  3 notes