Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

10:16 pm  •  23 July 2014  •  90,377 notes


hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

7:19 pm  •  23 July 2014  •  159,343 notes
When penises appear on your dash:
7:14 pm  •  23 July 2014  •  7,485 notes




why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

I would raid Barnes &Nobles, a food court, maybe Starbucks, and anywhere selling legos, glowy stars, crayon pencils, and owl stickers

The Apple Store. Just the entire Apple store.

7:13 pm  •  23 July 2014  •  195,542 notes


i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

5:23 pm  •  23 July 2014  •  238,357 notes